Tonight on What The F$_& Do You Want (11:59 pm Pacific if I can get the damn thing to work): Each week I will be examining a commonly stated human desire, relating my journey with it (or interviewing someone), and theorizing about how best to attain it. Our desire of the evening is… “I want to be a good man.” Come find out who I’ll offend next! Live on video this time! Will I be able to rig up my work lights in time? Whatever shall I wear? Have I accidentally stumbled into my life’s calling?